My Terms & Conditions.

During a normal day it is impossible to avoid Terms & Conditions.


All big multinationals, shops vendors and indeed car parks have teams of lawyers that draft out screeds of T&Cs that only other lawyers ever read or fully understand.

So here are my terms... - and by accepting any money, service or entering a conversation: you are agreeing to these terms.


Honesty and transparency are Key. I will be straight with you and I expect the same in return.


Lets cover with my acceptance of your terms.

If you wish me to be bound by your terms and conditions you must read them out to me in full and be ready to answer questions.


One thing to consider, if you can't read them all under one breath : then you are probably wasting your time as well as mine.


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